Jonathan underestimated his paddling opponents for the last time

Here's Jonathan portraying the zombie in Shaun of the Dead.

Actually, he's waiting in the ER for a ride home after his horrific bike accident. Despite the blood, scrapes on his face, broken nose (in two places), and five stitches, he is well on his way to a full recovery.

He's a bit bored without being able to paddle... or was this his way of getting out of the scrimmage tonight. Really, Jonathan, you could have just asked for a night off!